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In the News:

Real Time with Bill Maher
Bill Maher by John Townley

There is something irritatingly persistent about Bill Maher that Bill Maher would love to hear said about him. Perhaps it’s the dogged Moon in Taurus, the only earth in this otherwise risk-taking chart. Perhaps it’s the same Mars-Saturn conjunction that non-stop Mel Gibson was born with three weeks earlier, except in outgoing, truth-or-dare Sagittarius instead of smoldering and resentful Scorpio. This guy definitely won’t quit, but he’d rather cozy up to you and stick it into your ear rather than charge down on you and unexpectedly cut your ear off.

Well, you know that Libra rising is friendly and interfering at the same time, and Aquarius Sun has everybody’s best interest in mind so you have to listen to it. Nevertheless, you’ll have a hard time pinning this person down, as he has a fairly rare see-saw patter chart where half the planets are contained within the trine of Moon and Jupiter-Pluto and the other half within the trine of Venus and Neptune. It’s an alternation of emotional blackmail and personal charm that actually offends no one in the end. That’s the only way anyone could get away with such politically incorrect humor and still be backed by Time-Warner (HBO). Is he abrasive? Sure, with Uranus (planet of comedy and surprise) opposite the Sun, but above all, he’s smooth, with both sides of his personality encased in easy trines. He may push the envelope, but when he stings he’s ‘just kidding’ (well, that’s the line). A little like Groucho Marx.

Actually, the whole chart is united, trines and all, by a grand cross of Moon, Neptune, Sun, and Uranus, so he’s hoisted himself on his own petard enough to have done himself some real damage. There’s grand inner conflict there, which is where the best humor comes from. It’s all about the conflict between the spiritual and scientific, the obvious intellect and the inner feelings, and such is the stuff of both conflict and humor, inside and out. You say every comic has a secret sorrow inside? This is textbook, though the details aren’t yet public. For the world’s sake, at least the great comedy is.

Current events: Maher is at a critical turning point, hard to tell where or how he will reinvent himself. A current progressed new Moon in Sagittarius has him on a new trail we don’t really yet know about, and as Jupiter rounds his IC, he’s going to commit himself to something more fundamental than he jokes about, especially as his Mars and Saturn are there which will give him breakout power and sustainability. Keep your eyes and ears peeled, if that’s the word…

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