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In the News:

Joan Rivers Live at "The Cutting Room" 6/6/07
Joan Rivers by John Townley

To start at the end instead of the beginning, Joan Rivers is one of those people with a stellium at the very end of a sign which means she has something important to contribute to the end game and will flourish late as well as early. As with everybody, it means that it takes you until the final moments to have that particular part of your chart come to fruition. In Joan’s case, it is the Mercury-Venus conjunction which is the natal earmark for graphic and design talent — photographers, artists, architects, clothing designers often have this conjunction prominent in their charts. So, here is lifelong comedian Joan spending her latter years bright and cheery as new (well, seriously refurbished) designing and selling jewelry on QVC. And that Mercury-Venus is not only in the last degree of Gemini, but also conjunct the cusp of the fourth house of life’s beginnings and endings.

But, back to the rest of her life. As a rule of thumb, comedians have a prominent Uranus (humor is based upon surprise, sudden contradictions) and here you have it in Aries in the first house with an Aries Ascendant, right in your face. And right in your face and over the top are good phrases for her, augmented by a full Moon in merry Sagittarius egged on by aggressive, and picky Mars conjunction Jupiter in Virgo making a T-square of it. If this doesn’t provide manic neurosis, what would? And abrasive? Oyy…

Part of being crazy neurotic is that it’s all of a piece, and some of it is necessarily tragic, as exemplified by the suicide of her husband and some of the made-up scandals that went along with it and dogged her intermittent talk-show host career. But comedians are known for turning inner tragedy into outer comedy, or so they say.

Current events: You would think with careers as a comedian, talk-show host, actress, Hollywood star commentator, and now jewelry fashion designer that it would be enough, already. But, there’s a big change in the works, happening right now, and we don’t think it just signals the end of the show. She’s got a progressed new Moon at 27 Leo, indicating a whole new set of endings-beginnings, right where Saturn makes its last Leo pass this summer, and her progressed Venus is at the last degree of Virgo about to enter Libra. Expect a whole new deal to surface, probably about partnership (with daughter Melissa?) in yet another area of the business. Go, Joan!

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